Your little Princess always likes to steal Daddy’s cummies from Mommy, but I can’t help it! They feel so yummy and tingly! Maybe now that Mommy is going to work we can have grown up cuddles Daddy? And you can put your cummies in my tummy and make a baby with me! We will have to keep it a secret, Mommy always calls me a greedy cuddle piggy, but Mommy is the cuckie piggy! I always steal your cummies!
Wait Daddy! Don’t call Mommy! She will be so upset with me for being such a greedy cummie piggy!